Brave in Bed

two more weeks of semi charmed freedom, the charmed part being the delusion of freedom. Ignore the pile of administrative paperwork waiting for me. Comfort seems my thing today.


( NCIS/Criminal Minds: And I'm not sure what's more frightening-- )

( BTVS: A little help would be nice )

( DC: Absence makes the heart grow fonder? )

( Transformers: Tea party! )

( Ouran: I didn't agree to be your plaything either )

( HP: I liked this pair! )

( HP: After all, it isn't me who is allergice to poppy petals )

( HP: Japanese Rope bondage. Kill Hermione. White Queen fellating Black Bishop. )

( NCIS: Shut up and spread your legs more, DiNozzo )

( Blog: For I had a major in Trombone, with a minor in SUCK )

( Merlin: the big bad sorcerer is forcing you )

( BTVS: A very pretty picture, indeed )

The heat wave is subsiding a little and I can remain online for more than an hour without having my thighs burn off. Yes, I am aware laptops are not ment for laps. Still, my poor baby.

Also, mildly disturbed by the shifting views of childhood favourites. First it was Calvin and Hobbes, now Where the Wild Things Are... a bit of a trainwreck, but so pretty to read.

( Star Trek Reboot: Furbomb XXII - This Animal Is On A Limited Nutrient Diet by Captain's Order )

( Where The Wild Things Are: We'll eat you up... we love you so )

( Star Trek Reboot: But so help me Jesus if you break his heart I'll hunt you down and bake your balls in a pie )

( Harry Potter: Ennervate! )

( FF7: Maybe we'll be able to sneak off during the march and grab a quickie behind a tree )

( BTVS/Torchwood: google-fu )

( Star Trek Reboot: And he might've, maybe, kinda, sorta told Sulu about the jerks from security that bothered Pavel )

( Harry Potter: Crickey, here we see the Snape in his natural habitat )

( Harry Potter: I believe that was called recruiting )

I need to post more frequently if I'm going to be reading large amounts of fic. I blame Star Trek XI and the vast amounts of time now available to me. It's like discovering star wars fic right after TPM, an explosion of writing and reading.

( star trek xi: do you promise not to be an insufferable twat about it? )

( star trek xi: kobayashi maru: bring it on. )

( HP: I'm a Potions master )

( HP/BTVS: Join the thirteenth century and use a goddamn stake! )

( star trek xi: what the Vulcan quivalent of 'oh, baby, do me harder' is )

( gundam wing: I don't have to fear evil. I fear my damn pilot! )

( FF7: His SOLDIER boys loved their tie-up games )

( FF7: Banana no! )

( FF7: that training starts with handcuffs and lots of screaming )

( SG-1/Highlander: This is all I've got! Of course I'm bloody in! )

( HP: well that shut her up, now didn't it? )

( BTVS: Mind if I'm between you and the mattress? )

( BTVS/SPN: Why you like my girly ass brother )

school takes over reading schedule yet again.

( KH: Moving or stationary? )


( FFVII: I build it, you break it, I build it again )


( GW: The result of you playing 'Don't Fear the Reaper' )


( BtVS: Essential vitamins and minerals )


( Labyrinth: Woodcut Illustrations )

( HP: Severus Snape's Crash Course on Resisting Interrogation Under Veritaserum )


( HP: Read every word )


( FB/KH: Princesses of Heart on a crusade )


( FFVII: Corrected by sixty-one inches of steel )

busy week of school and work and allergies.

( NCIS: I asked Gibbs if I could )


( Dexter: At least this is honest )


( Harry Potter: Watch )


( BTVS: One word and you'll go over for me, won't you )

since i'm suppose to be writing a paper due monday, the perversion reading list is being posted now. Half hour early to sunday. Amazing how much I read before a paper's due. Don't suppose I could write about the social causation of kinks instead of T S Eliot? :)

(I managed not to rec any snarry games fic, as I was lame and did not link to the voting page... snarrypalooza quoting when the games are over though)


( BTVS: Can't even think straight with your fingers shoved up my backside )

( HP: Give him an hour and we'll do it again )


( HP: Sorry. Mr. Pervy panty wearer )


( HP: ...spanked him with a large, leather-bound poetry anthology )


( HP: That includes such magics as when idiotic boys turn themselves into cats, and drive their Professors to homicide )

( BTVS: trying to suppress unmanly squeals... )

wasn't really attatched to my computer. Too sunny and glorious outside!

and so, my one read story of the week both summer and my first essay assignment came to town.
freckling and procrastination to continue.

( BTVS/NUMB3RS: I would shoot myself as a show of solidarity for my sleep deprived self )

busy week with school starting up again. I had forgotten how full of bullshit terms literature criticism. TS Eliot tomorrow, yay obscure references that only 4 out of 20 shall know! (I might be one of the four)

oh yeah, daddy!kink and collar!kink lurks.

( Die Hard:Daddy will be home soon and I might let you come then. )


( BTVS/Harry Potter: I hardly think Willow will expect any bowing. She’s much more likely to offer you homemade American chocolate-chip cookies before proceeding to question you ceaselessly about the Wizarding world. )

( Harry Potter: Doesn’t it feel wonderful? )

( BTVS: Your human noises are keepin' me awake )

( Gundam Wing: You are evil incarnate, Quatre )

Spent five hours cleaning up my book collection. I'd forgotten that I had a few copies of Alice in Wonderland and three scribbled in Paradise Lost. hee. School tomorrow! Whee!

( Harry Potter: Not that you would ever be cheeky, would you? )

( BTVS/CSI:Las Vegas: Now that was an unforgettable night. )

( BTVS: Somehow Angel had known the difference, known when he actually meant what he said )

( Harry Potter: And if you're going to break down every time we leave the school, I'm afraid there'll be no more outings for you. )

( Die Hard: How the hell do you have spyware and viruses when you're not even connected to the internet )

( BTVS: Ah.. no, I'm going to kill lots of people )

( FFVII: his impudent little puppy )

not a lot of reading this week: work, destroying routers, romping, random maimings, all fun things... but not reading. Pervy stuff this week, all nummy dominance and submission.

Okay, not all that either. I usually can't stop giggling through most of these.

( BTVS: Hey... no going to sleep. )


( BTVS: Xander let himself wallow in the fantasy )

( BTVS: It wasn't an idealistic, innocent trust )

( DC: You're going to deny me sex the whole week we're here, aren't you? )


( HP: I'm cold, I feel as trussed up as a turkey and I just want to go to bed. )

Despite having the week off from coursework, do you think I got anything done... don't answer that.
I now have a pile of books just itching to be read. and quoted. and perved.
then evil people keep writing fanfiction that I MUST read. and quote. and perv.

( Die Hard: John loved an orgasm as much as the next guy. )


( Die Hard: You want me to kiss it and make it better? )


( FF7: I'm telling Sephiroth that you're the one who dipped his flaming sword in lighter fluid )


( BTVS: Xander just hugged the vampire tighter and whispered into the blond hair 'Pack.' )


( BTVS: Neither of them had parents or family )


( DC: Clark knew when Bruce needed sex. )


( BTVS/House: Of course he slipped her the tongue )

bit of kink, some furniture fetishes and ofcourse, spit takes. Have to stay awake during the last weeks of class somehow.

( DC: And miss out on the chance to see two of the most powerful men in the world making out like high school seniors in the back of mommy and daddy's Volvo? )

( DC: So much for 'no anal probing' )

( BTVS/Harry Potter: the magical world of Dis-uh... Hogwarts )

( NCIS: Aggressive is one word for it. )

( Gundam Wing:Can a footrest give sexual favors? )


( FF7: Pets weren't supposed to bite so hard, or eat so much, I think. )

What Ash read, inbetween the yaoi doujinshi and manga reading of sakura con

( Harry Potter: I have Quidditch practice tomorrow )

( BTVS: You ain’t exactly Harry Potter there, junior. )

( FF7: For once in his life, Sephiroth felt a growing uncertainty. )

( BTVS: Pain's just a bit of side benefit, innit? )

( SGA: I have suspended my Hippocratic Oath until further notice. )

What Ash Read: Early March.
at least, the stuff that caught my attention the most out of all the things I read. Note there will be slash and there will be kinks, but nothing horribly explicit today.

( BTVS/Chronicles of Riddick: The second thing established after names, weapons )

( BTVS/Harry Potter: This is a normal people place. An expensive normal people place. Not a dragon place. )

( CSI:NY You just want to use my misery to get laid. That's just wrong. )

( The Fast and the Furious: I like taking control but that doesn't ever mean that you can't ask me for what you need. )

( Smallville/DC: The Internet's a boy's best friend, Lex. )

( Live Free or Die Hard: Never in anger, never out of fear. )

( NCIS: Hell, I've just about gotten you broken in. Haven't had to hit you with a newspaper in ages. )